無聊遊戲：WWDC Bingo
Published by Chainsaw July 25th, 2006 in Odds and Ends.Ars有位仁兄建議今年八月七日會到WWDC朝聖的朋友，玩這個Keynote bingo。當Steve Jobs在Keynote說某一說話或公佈某一產品，就畫相應一格。玩到Bingo的朋友，要大聲叫Bingo，令看Webcast的朋友聽得到。
最搞笑是有不少Steve Jobs的口頭禪，例如表示一件事可以簡單完成的”Boom”、變音的Otomatic以及經典口號One more thing。
我覺得可以加以下的口頭禪、Steve Jobs Cliche甚至WWDC Cliche。
- 以WWDC/MacWorld參加人數比喻AppleStore光顧人數
- “Phenomenal”
- “The best … of the planet”
- “The best … we have ever done”
- “The smoothest”
- Wolfram Research Inc的Theodore Gray上台介紹Mathematica在Intel Mac有幾快
- Microsoft BU的Roz Ho上台講何時出MS Office UB版
“ooh…!”
“Today is an important day…”
“We have some really great stuffs for you today…”
“I would like to give you some updates, then we will go into the heart of the matter today…”
“I am really pleased to report…”
“We have crossed over xxx downloads…”
“It has got the best reviews…”
“We could not meet demand…”
“Shipping today…”
“Get your hands on these stuffs…”
“It’s stunning…”
“It’s amazing…”
“It’s gorgeous…”
“It was a great/phenomenal success…”
“Go check out…”
“…a gorgeous display…”
“Long before Longhorn…”
“We are the number one Unix supplier in the world…”
“The most advanced operating system in the world…”
“Today… we’re going to replace it…”
“No one in the industry has caught up with it yet!”
“We don’t know what our competitors are doing…”
“The fastest personal computer in the world…”
“It’s the best xxx we have ever seen…”
“It’s the bext xxx out there…”
“We couldn’t be happier…”
“Our team had been working so hard…”